Baby Pageant Dresses

What’s your opinion of Babies and young girls pageants?

Personally for me, I reckon they would be much better, and maybe less controversial if they didn’t cake on 20 pounds of make-up and hairspray and excruciatingly flashy dresses. You never even see the real child behind all that stuff. Besides, there is nothing natural about a 6 month ancient baby, or even a 5 [...]

Beauty Pageants?

I am a parent. I cannot know the fascination with “dressing up” very young girls to make them look older.Then entering said “girls” into a contest against other “young girls”. These beauty pageants are not the same thing as a “gorgeous baby” contest. Surely these pageants must be a Mecca for paedophiles. I would not [...]

So everyone can STOP asking!! You might be gay if…?

1. You regularly use the phrase “window treatment”. 2. Your kitchen drawer contains a shrimp de-veiner, a mushroom brush, or a lemon reamer. 3. You’re over thirty and thinner than you were in high school. 4. You know all the lyrics to any musical besides Jesus Christ Superstar. 5. Your Christmas decorations include dried roses [...]

can you read my work and tell me what you think?

I use fake tan and hair extensions on my four year ancient. ‘It’s a daily routine, Maddie likes being a girly girl.’ Harriet Avery insists. Anyone could be mistake of thinking Maddie was a young teenager, experimenting with make up and fake nails for the first time, when in actual fact Maddie is a four [...]

Me and my BFF are going to be actresses, we made this sketch in 10 seconds. DO U LOVE IT!? ITS BEAST?

We are actresses. we are. here is our sketch about stuck up pageant moms and childern (dont get offended, or you can i dont care just dont tell me lol) anyway here it is! TITLE- Fatbrush. Pageant mom- Come here darling You gotta try on your dress. Child- you stout lard, I despise that dress. [...]

My dad thinks my sister is prettier than me..?

So i know this for a FACT, because everytime my sister and i dress nicely when we go as a family somewhere, my dad always says how my sister looks so pretty. but he never says anything about me. this ALWAYS happens, and he always says how my sister gets prettier and prettier each year, [...]

Why do parents enter young girls into beauty pageants?

Granted I’m watching Small Miss Sunshine at the moment, ha, but seeing these small babies airbrushed and mascara’d and covered in rhinestones in order to look like an adult makes me wonder. What is the point? And don’t say “poise and confidence.” Getting dressed up to look like that does not equal poise and confidence. [...]

child pageant?

what do you guys reckon of it? i questioned my mum about it once..like about a month ago and she said it was really cruel and quite sick to dress littke 4 year olds in bikinis and layers of makeup. but last night i watched this show called Painted Babies which followed up two beauty [...]

do i have to wear hose?

i am putting my baby in a pageant in a couple hours and i am in a hotel so its not like i have any more clothes to wear. im wearing a small black dress from forever 21 with high heeled black shoes. when i place hose on my shoes keep slipping off. do i [...]

Making A Costume (Empire State Building)?

Im in this program at my school, We raise money for the Children’s Miracle Network, and in March there will be a pageant, during the pageant we walk out on stage with a baby but we are both in costumes, I want to dress my baby up as a monkey/gorrila and I will be the [...]